Staff Fat

Staff Fat
What would you do if you were a tourist in a UK museum, and one of the security staff was staring at you?

In Birmingham museum I was a walking around casually and a female security staff member, fat, middle aged, was staring at me for ages. I felt very uncomfortable, and was made to feel I was doing something wrong.

Same as when any security staff look at me – blush, break out in a sweat, walk robotically and consider walking over to him/her- wrists extended – I’m a lazy detective’s dream-come-true.

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WILSON STAFF FS FAT SHAFT GOLF IRONS--LEFT HAND


WILSON STAFF FS FAT SHAFT GOLF IRONS–LEFT HAND


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 Wilson Staff FS Fat Shaft Irons 3-SW  Firm Steel FS


Wilson Staff FS Fat Shaft Irons 3-SW Firm Steel FS


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Wilson Staff FS Fat Shaft 3-PW Irons Regular Graphite


Wilson Staff FS Fat Shaft 3-PW Irons Regular Graphite


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101 Low-fat Feasts - Good Food Magazine Staff, Orlando


101 Low-fat Feasts – Good Food Magazine Staff, Orlando


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Photographic Print of One of the Lions - or the living statue at the London Museum, 1817. from Heritage-Images


Photographic Print of One of the Lions – or the living statue at the London Museum, 1817. from Heritage-Images


£10.00


10×8 Print. Printed on 254×203mm Fuji Crystal Archive paper for stable image permanence and brilliant colour reproduction with smooth tones, enhanced sharpness, and excellent definition….

Box Canvas Print of Railway Responsability, 1874. from Heritage-Images


Box Canvas Print of Railway Responsability, 1874. from Heritage-Images



40 Canvas Print, White Sides. Professionally stretched Canvas Print on a wooden box frame. Ready to hang on your wall. The size (40 inches/101 cm) refers to the longest edge the other side will be scaled to fit the image….


terminus (French Import)


terminus (French Import)




Low Fat No Fat Cookbook


Low Fat No Fat Cookbook




Fat Son


Fat Son




Laugh and grow fat. [Four-part song. Staff and tonic sol-fa notations.]


Laugh and grow fat. [Four-part song. Staff and tonic sol-fa notations.]




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