Staff Fat

What would you do if you were a tourist in a UK museum, and one of the security staff was staring at you?
In Birmingham museum I was a walking around casually and a female security staff member, fat, middle aged, was staring at me for ages. I felt very uncomfortable, and was made to feel I was doing something wrong.
Same as when any security staff look at me – blush, break out in a sweat, walk robotically and consider walking over to him/her- wrists extended – I’m a lazy detective’s dream-come-true.
Fat Pizza – New Staff
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WILSON STAFF FS FAT SHAFT GOLF IRONS–LEFT HAND £74.99 |
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Wilson Staff FS Fat Shaft Irons 3-SW Firm Steel FS £94.99 |
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Wilson Staff FS Fat Shaft 3-PW Irons Regular Graphite £104.99 |
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101 Low-fat Feasts – Good Food Magazine Staff, Orlando £7.91 |
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Photographic Print of One of the Lions – or the living statue at the London Museum, 1817. from Heritage-Images £10.00 10×8 Print. Printed on 254×203mm Fuji Crystal Archive paper for stable image permanence and brilliant colour reproduction with smooth tones, enhanced sharpness, and excellent definition…. |
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Box Canvas Print of Railway Responsability, 1874. from Heritage-Images 40 Canvas Print, White Sides. Professionally stretched Canvas Print on a wooden box frame. Ready to hang on your wall. The size (40 inches/101 cm) refers to the longest edge the other side will be scaled to fit the image…. |
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terminus (French Import) … |
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Low Fat No Fat Cookbook … |
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Fat Son … |
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Laugh and grow fat. [Four-part song. Staff and tonic sol-fa notations.] … |